[12:38] <miker> asdf

[12:39] <HighElf> wat

[12:39] <miker> pretty much

[12:40] <miker> hrm crossword puzzle half done

[12:45] <miker> http://yro.slashdot.org/story/10/07/30/1458200/Copyright-Troll-USCG-Violates-Copyright

[12:45] <miker> heh

[12:49] <miker> http://www.penny-arcade.com/2010/7/30/blood-and-oil-part-four/

[12:49] <miker> yay starcraft or something

[12:51] <joep> ?

[12:52] <miker> meh

[12:53] <joep> NOTHING TO DO WITH SC

[12:53] <miker> the comic doesn't

[12:53] <miker> the blog entry does

[12:53] <miker> LEARN TO READ OKAY FUCKER?

[12:54] <miker> The game they're playing looks the same as the one we have, and the controls are the same, but it is not the same game - it is OCD masquerading as recreation. Knowing that those people are out there, the Others, who don't move units so much as vibrate them, makes me wish this was one of those products where the single player and the multiplayer installed separately. It also makes me wonder to what extent Starcraft's multiplayer can be reviewed. Every game ha

[12:54] <miker> wow that looks longer when I paste it

[12:54] <miker> oh well

[13:09] <HighElf> waka

[13:12] <PopePre> Waka wawa oh la gra

[13:16] <HighElf> moar wilfredo arroyo

[13:18] <PopePre> haha we need WA signs

[13:19] <HighElf> damn, he's not riding in the 1st.. no WA on your aunt's whorse

[13:19] <HighElf> know which whorse it is?

[13:23] <PopePre> she wasn't sure

[13:23] <PopePre> I will take a look

[13:23] <HighElf> bonus points if its the dave bernhardt entry

[13:25] <PopePre> I want to guess it's elated princess

[13:25] <PopePre> sounds like we will need to get there early to rambunction the track

[13:26] <HighElf> haha

[13:27] <HighElf> woo, oklahoma whorse

[13:27] <PopePre> you find prevous races on it?

[13:28] <HighElf> 2-0-0-0

[13:29] <HighElf> lost by 14 and 15 lengths

[13:30] <PopePre> not that one then

[13:30] <PopePre> 2-0-2-0 I believe

[13:31] <HighElf> closest to that is personal regards.. 3-0-1-1

[13:32] <HighElf> the rest of them haven't been on the board

[13:33] <PopePre> hmm maybe it's that one

[13:33] <HighElf> hm, and it'd be 3-0-2-1, but it got DQed from 2nd to last.. heh

[13:34] <LarchOye> so miker, today I put span back in instead of gillen

[13:34] <LarchOye> guillen

[13:34] <LarchOye> what else should I do

[13:34] <HighElf> I hope you started james anderson

[13:34] <LarchOye> is a positive +/- good for a pitcher?

[13:35] <PopePre> moar Waikiki

[13:38] <miker> +/- is just the add/drop rate

[13:38] <miker> among all espn leagues

[13:39] <miker> I'd put guillen in over BJ Upton

[13:39] <miker> Upton is better but probably still not going to play today

[13:43] <LarchOye> upton is locked

[13:44] <PopePre> elf who is Lilys owner / trainer?

[13:45] <HighElf> owned by byron lindaman, trained by megan miller

[13:45] <HighElf> and racing against WA on substancial judy

[13:47] <PopePre> have I been in the paddock with Megan?

[13:47] <miker> hmm upton shouldn't be locked

[13:47] <HighElf> dunno

[13:48] <HighElf> last year's races show kyle schindler as trainer

[13:51] <PopePre> ahhh

[13:52] <PopePre> maybe shelly can hook me up with Megan

[13:52] <joep> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BymeLkZ7GqM&feature=player_embedded

[13:52] <joep> watch thaqt

[13:52] <joep> right now

[13:52] <spam> ok

[13:53] <PopePre> whee Miss Sinister

[13:53] <LarchOye> miker: maybe he's playing right now?

[13:53] <LarchOye> dunno

[13:54] <PopePre> sweet dusty sheps on Recast

[13:54] <spam> joep: this is making my head hurt hahahaha

[13:55] <PopePre> dude Mafia on Sat

[13:55] <PopePre> did you tell me that elf

[13:55] <joep> LALALALA ACTION

[13:55] <PopePre> my mind is a bit broken I think

[13:59] <LarchOye> my butthole is broken

[13:59] <joep> they should just name The Event The Cancelled

[13:59] <joep> lol

[13:59] <joep> lol me

[13:59] <LarchOye> what event

[14:01] <LarchOye> http://i.imgur.com/2xlSc.gif

[14:01] <LarchOye> nsfw

[14:03] <PopePre> sweet 5 whorse quarterwhorse race

[14:04] <PopePre> Crazy Crown Royal with Don Proctor on him

[14:06] <joep> PHILADELPHIA -- A 21-year-old New Jersey man was sentenced to jail Friday for vomiting on another spectator and his 11-year-old daughter in the stands at a Philadelphia Phillies game.

[14:06] <PopePre> so my VP today asked if we could test our upgrade of whiplash sftp while the servers are being rebuilt

[14:07] <PopePre> Miker borderlands addons on sale

[14:07] <PopePre> 5 bux each for zombies and general knox

[14:10] <miker> LarchOye: thats the thing he would be locked if he was playing already, but there are no games that start before 6pm today.

[14:10] <LarchOye> hmm

[14:10] <HighElf> waka

[14:10] <HighElf> moar whiplash sftp

[14:11] <PopePre> maybe he has an early cricket match

[14:12] <HighElf> did he bowl for england?

[14:13] <HighElf> they cut day 2 short due to bad light :(

[14:13] <PopePre> haha the draft pick that fell down may have darkolepsy

[14:14] <HighElf> sweet, the lakers might fight the celtics over delonte

[14:15] <HighElf> delonte, artest, and kobe on a team would be all sorts of awesome

[14:16] <PopePre> don't forget Spanish Fly

[14:17] <HighElf> is he good at getting arrested too?

[14:18] <PopePre> maybe he will get delontes herp and give it to his mom

[14:22] <miker> http://idle.slashdot.org/story/10/07/30/1741239/Womans-Nude-Pics-End-Up-Online-After-Call-To-Tech-Support

[14:28] <HighElf> hooray tech support

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[14:44] <PopePre> haha Jimmy wants everyone to forget about the batting today

[14:45] <HighElf> haha

[14:47] <HighElf> moar duck

[14:48] <HighElf> the queen wants to know if it's friday gin and dubonnet o'clock yet

[14:49] <PopePre> it's gonna be wine and cheese o'clock soon

[14:50] <HighElf> is the boy getting downgraded to 3.2 boones farm?

[14:53] <PopePre> hehe doesn't that just make moar to puke?

[14:53] <HighElf> haha

[14:54] <PopePre> I ate a blueberry bagel with blueberry spread for breakfast I should go throw up

[14:54] <miker> was there a reason for the blueberry hate?

[14:55] <HighElf> apparently blueberries don't go in a fruit salad gin and tonic

[14:55] <miker> well nothing goes with gin, so I don't think thats the blueberries fault

[14:56] <HighElf> last day of bing :(

[14:57] <miker> wat

[14:57] <miker> noi moar bing?

[14:58] <HighElf> their affiliate kickback watness is going away tonight

[14:58] <miker> ah

[14:59] <HighElf> hope pope got some cashback surgery

[14:59] <miker> shit time is back to moving slowly

[14:59] <miker> stupid friday

[15:00] <PopePre> FUCK BLUEBERRIES?

[15:00] <HighElf> moar blueberries

[15:00] <spam> yay random phone reboot

[15:00] <HighElf> maybe you need to take pope phone ground lessons

[15:01] <miker> my phone has been doing more random rebootness also

[15:01] <miker> and pandora likes crashing a lot when i look at my phone

[15:01] <PopePre> wat Obama is "blissfully unaware of Snooki"... he's so out of touch

[15:02] <miker> I'm almost tempted to watch an episode of jersey shore...

[15:02] <HighElf> wat

[15:02] <miker> pretty much

[15:03] <PopePre> it's an amount of wat

[15:03] <HighElf> the umpires are inspecting the grounds.. gogo moar wet field delay

[15:03] <miker> are we talking about cricket again?

[15:04] <HighElf> damn right

[15:04] <miker> yay new cisco ip phones for testing or some shit

[15:04] <miker> I now have 3 of them sitting on my desk

[15:04] <HighElf> woo

[15:05] <miker> lets see if I break something with it

[15:06] <miker> Pandora likes Kaskade today

[15:07] <HighElf> moar nickelback

[15:07] <miker> I have yet to have any of my stations play nikelback

[15:07] <HighElf> aw

[15:07] <miker> though this one plays some random Lady Gaga

[15:08] <PopePre> just teh Gaga

[15:08] <miker> and lots of imogen heap

[15:09] <HighElf> think I'm listening to nickelback and vuvuzelas to confuse it moar

[15:14] <miker> hmm the newest project name for our one product is Zeppelin

[15:14] <miker> yay something

[15:14] <HighElf> does it sftp?

[15:14] <miker> I kinda hate fridays from 2-4

[15:14] <miker> probably

[15:15] <HighElf> maybe pope will need to get someone to buy zeppelin

[15:15] <miker> actually probably not, mostly what it does is scheduling for call center employees

[15:15] <miker> its basically a huge database and some scheduling algorithms with a shiny front end

[15:15] <HighElf> aw

[15:17] <miker> I wonder how quickly I'd get fired from Apple if I could ever get a job there for talking about their R&D

[15:17] <HighElf> maybe they do things foxconn style

[15:17] <miker> woo foxconn

[15:17] <miker> can we now on refer to someone killing themselves as foxconning themselves?

[15:19] <HighElf> maybe they'll rebrand themselves as asustek first

[15:21] <miker> are they owned by asus?

[15:21] <miker> or is asus going to sue them over that?

[15:21] <HighElf> competitor

[15:21] <miker> heh

[15:21] <HighElf> sort of like the shell oil gulf disaster ^_^

[15:29] <HighElf> yay new nissan cars coming with vitamin c sprays

[15:35] <miker> ok then.

[15:35] <joep> ?

[15:35] <miker> to prevent the cars from having scurvy?

[15:36] <HighElf> yes

[15:36] <HighElf> woo we might get CRICKET GO

[15:37] <PopePre> cricket wine cheese party go

[15:39] <HighElf> 19 overs per side gogogo

[15:54] <LarchOye> lool, vuvuzelas on malcolm in the middle

[15:54] <LarchOye> at burning man

[15:55] <HighElf> yay backwards air dinger

[16:08] <PopePre> DINGERS

[16:20] <LarchOye> dongers

[16:22] <PopePre> Dangers

[16:22] <HighElf> does he have any moar whorses running

[16:24] <PopePre> there's one he owns and trains on saturday

[16:24] <HighElf> woo, racing against lilly

[16:25] <HighElf> stupid lack of yavapai simulcast

[16:25] <HighElf> don french has 6 mounts tomorrow

[16:26] <LarchOye> huh huh, mount

[16:26] <HighElf> woo, third umpire on stumping call

[16:28] <LarchOye> stumpire

[16:29] <LarchOye> what's going on tonight?

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[16:44] <HighElf> wow, moar T&T botched catches

[17:04] <PopePre> Az road trip?

[17:10] <PopePre> sweet I got a Jenna Haze dark city tweet

[17:16] <joep> tell her her ass sounds like a boot stuck in mud

[17:20] <PopePre> no I like Jennas boot mud ass

[17:20] <LarchOye> ass mud

[17:27] <PopePre> sweet double dark city tweets